Britney Spears’ “Southern Translator” Is Here To Help

Now that Britney Spears is freed from the bounds of her 13-year conservatorship, she’s wasted no time in embracing a maximalist approach to Instagram. But her sheer number of posts and the Notes-app apology length of many of her captions have some fans scratching their heads. What does Spears mean when she writes things like: “This double ray of sunshine might just light up your world with a subtitle called apples?’” For some people, it’s given them fuel to pathologize the star, continuously taking any opportunity to comment on her mental health. (Something nobody except her own trained professional is… Read Full Article