Behold: The Balenciaga HardCrocs™

There were a lot of standouts from the Balenciaga spring 2022 presentation (Marge Simpson’s gold Lurex gown, preternaturally pointy dress shoes), but perhaps none so diabolical as the pair of massive, gothic platform Crocs that Elliot Page and Lewis Hamilton plodded down the red-carpet runway. The black foam clogs, studded with silver screw and double-B logo decals, feature a metal strip along the sole that reads “Designed in collaboration with Crocs” and branded nameplates on the toe cap and heel. Who knows how far you’d be able to walk in them, lightweight as they may be—but at the very least… Read Full Article