A Guide to the Muskian Offspring

As you may have already heard against your will, Elon Musk has done more procreating. As Insider reports, he had twins with Shivon Zilis, the director of operations and special projects at his dystopian-lite brain implant company, Neuralink. The two children would bring his total to nine across three mothers. What is he after? A baseball team? A full rocket ship to Mars and then also the first population of Mars? A cheer team that will win finals this year, so help me, God? A full kitchen in the brigade lineage? A nonet? Maybe none of the above. He’s said… Read Full Article