Desperate Putin ‘calls up obese 20st retired general, 67,’ to lead troops in Ukraine after ‘running out of commanders’

STRUGGLING Vladimir Putin had roped in an obese retired general to lead his troops in Ukraine as he is running out of senior officers, reports claim. The Russian despot has reportedly pinned his hopes on General Pavel, 67, to revive his faltering invasion. 2 General Pavel is said to scoff five meals a day washed down with at least a litre of vodka Credit: D.S.Lauri 2 Putin is now ‘scraping the barrel’ as he runs out of generals Credit: AFP With over 40 years experience under his belt, the 20 stone ex-military chief is now heading up operations in East… Read Full Article