Donald Trump’s Pants-Pissingly Terrifying Plans for a Second Term

Nikki Haley is out, Mitch McConnell has endorsed him, and America is now one general election away from the very real prospect of Donald Trump being elected president again, come November 2024. If you went back in time and relayed this news to someone on, say, January 7, 2021, they’d probably tell you it was “too soon” for such a joke. And when you told them you weren’t joking, they’d respond, “I’m not falling for this.” And when you promised that you were serious, they’d say, “Okay, swear on your kids’ lives,” figuring you’d break. And when you swore on… Read Full Article