Lindsay Lohan Is Getting Those Big Soda Bucks

What do we want from Lindsay Lohan? If you could answer that question, then we would get closer to understanding the collective American psyche than some nosy interloper like Alexis de Tocqueville or Frances Milton Trollope ever did. All I can say for certain, and this is not so wonderful of us, is that we used to want Lohan to be a little messy. We wanted her to do things like kookily wear a fake engagement ring to a Halloween party as a little prank and be present at the seminal “Bimbo Summit.” We liked puzzling over a strange new… Read Full Article