Report: An Extra-Paranoid Team Trump Is Freaking Out About a Possible “Mole” in Its Ranks

One of Donald Trump’s most defining characteristics—in addition to an inability to ever tell the truth about anything, a creepy obsession with his eldest daughter, and a shocking medical diagnosis revealing that where typical humans have brains, he’s just got a pile of mulch and loose Tic Tacs—is his demand for blind loyalty at all times. So completely obsessed is he with ensuring that his flunkies remain devoted to him first (and the country second) that at one point during his time in Washington, the White House reportedly compiled a “hit list” of insufficiently loyal employees to purge. Meanwhile, for… Read Full Article